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Eat Your Greens T-Shirt

Are you carnivorous, meatatarian, keto-curious, or just fancy damn good meat? Make a bold statement without uttering a word—your teeth are likely busy tearing into that juicy steak anyway. The “Eat Your Greens” T-Shirt celebrates the best of grass-fed meat and ancestral diets, reminding us that healthy, sustainable eating starts from the ground up. Crafted from 100% organic cotton, this t-shirt ensures ultimate comfort and eco-friendly style.

The “Eat Your Greens” T-Shirt is perfect for those who recognize the value of ancestral diets that prioritize whole animal consumption and meat as a dietary cornerstone. Grass-fed livestock not only produce more flavorful and nutritious meat but also support sustainable farming and ranching practices that are better for the planet. By wearing this t-shirt, you honor the principles of nose-to-tail eating, where every part of the animal is appreciated and utilized.

This t-shirt is designed for individuals who understand the superior taste and nutritional benefits of grass-fed meat, which is richer in omega-3 fatty acids, vitamins, and minerals. The playful steer graphic is a nod to the natural diets that support robust health and sustainable agriculture. It’s a great conversation starter, spreading awareness about the importance of grass-fed meat in a balanced, meat-centric diet.

Wear the “Eat Your Greens” T-Shirt with pride, knowing you’re advocating for a return to the dietary practices that have sustained human health for generations. Ideal for barbecues, ranch visits, or everyday wear, this t-shirt reflects your commitment to nourishing your body with whole, nutrient-dense foods. Celebrate the intersection of good meat and sustainable living with every wear.

100% organic cotton. Produced by Teemill, a UK company.

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$30.00

Key Features:

  • Organic Comfort: Made from high-quality organic cotton for a soft, breathable feel that’s gentle on your skin and the environment.
  • Bold Graphic: Features a bold image of a cow enjoying its greens, emphasizing the benefits of grass-fed livestock in a meat-centric diet.
  • Classic Fit: Designed for a comfortable and relaxed fit, perfect for casual wear.
  • Sustainable Production: Made from organic cotton with transparency from seed to shirt, in a low-waste factory with non-toxic dyes and supreme sustainability practices.

Care:

  • Machine wash cool with like colors.
  • Hang dry for longevity.
  • Do not iron directly on the graphic.

Certified Organic Cotton, 155g/m2. GM free (not genetically modified). Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech.

Beyond its eye-catching design and comfortable fit, the “Eat Your Greens” T-Shirt stands as a testament to mindful consumption and environmental responsibility. By promoting the benefits of grass-fed meat, you’re advocating for agricultural practices that enhance soil health, support biodiversity, and reduce carbon footprints. Every time you wear this t-shirt, you remind those around you of the critical role that sustainable farming and ranching plays in creating a healthier planet and a more resilient food system.

In addition to its sustainability message, this t-shirt also speaks to the importance of dietary practices that align with our evolutionary history. Ancestral diets, rich in whole, nutrient-dense foods, have been shown to support optimal health and vitality. By embracing a diet that includes high-quality, grass-fed meat, you’re not only fueling your body with superior nutrition but also honoring a time-tested way of eating that has supported human populations for millennia. The “Eat Your Greens” T-Shirt is a declaration of your commitment to a healthier, more sustainable future.

Size Guide:

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Height 5’6″ 5’8″ 5’10” 6′ 6’2″ 6’4″ 6’4″ 6’4″ 6’4″
Chest 34″ 37″ 39″ 41″ 46″ 51″ 53″ 56″ 60″
Waist 28″ 30″ 32″ 35″ 39″ 44″ 47″ 51″ 54″

Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.

Height: Your natural height.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.